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Man Saved By Condiments: Some Time Alone To Ketchup (2012 FRIGID NEW YORK FESTIVAL)

Karen Tortora-Lee — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 23:08:42 +0000

Man Saved By Condiments by Mary Jo Pehl is a dramatization of the true story of a man whose car went off a bridge while he was on his way to work. With a broken hip, no cell phone and no one aware of where he was, he survived for five days by eating snow and the packets of condiments he found strewn around the floor of his garbage heap that passes for a car.

The solo show, directed by Bill Stiteler, starts off a bit clumsily as every thought is expressed aloud by Steve (Tim Uren) for the sake of the constructs of the play. While the back story explains that in order to stay sane the man talks to himself the device is somewhat forced for the sake of theatricality. It also doesn’t help that Steve is somewhat unlikable and not particularly introspective. He’s got a chip on his shoulder and (as bits of his life are revealed through the various moments when he’s either talking to himself, chatting with squirrels or railing at God) there’s not much redeeming about him.

Middle aged, living with his mother, a fan of “my man W”, he can’t commit to his girlfriend, seems to think he’s better than his other security guard co-workers because he’s studying to be an EMT, and (though facing possible starvation) throws out international non-dairy creamer exclaiming “What am I, gay or something? Better throw those out before the guys find me!” Let’s just be grateful that the icepick he used to scrape peanut butter out of the bottom of the jar of Skippy wasn’t a girly shade of pink or he might have thrown that out the window as well. He is, of course, heterosexual enough to take the opportunity to try to “ease his pain” as he imagines Faith Hill approaching him in a see-through tube top and giving him mouth to mouth with her perfect lips … that is until he discovers that his broken hip keeps him from indulging in any type of self pleasuring. Which I, for one, was grateful.

“This is way too long to just sit here and think,” he muses, and for a moment it looks like this one-note show is not going to provide anything more but this man sitting in his car, talking to himself in real time, with no particular story arc. Things take a turn for the better when he begins to assess his life and we are given an opportunity to see the deeper notes of both this trapped man as well as Tim Uren who is finally able to imbue the unlikable Steve with some redeeming qualities. Relating a story (to a passing squirrel) about how he almost choked on a piece of bacon gives Uren a chance to woo the audience. Steve reflects on how, alone, he found himself choking and was terrified that he would die alone. Attempting to give himself the Heimlich maneuver by throwing himself over a piece of furniture he finds himself hesitant to mar his mother’s Sears sofa. Not only does the moment feel exquisitely ironic -a man hearkening back to a moment when gluttony almost caused his death during a time when he now may die of starvation- but this also gives a richly colored snapshot into the life of a man who is terribly lonely, regretful at how things didn’t work out, and just not ready to die.

Once this scene happens and the wall comes down Steve as a character becomes far more accessible and Uren brings forth moments which produce a lump in your throat as the simple humanity of this man is coaxed out further and further. However, it is not much longer after this moment when Steve’s car is found and a quick off-stage “Hey are you okay down there” soon lead to “What is this, non-dairy creamer? What are you, gay?” It’s an unnecessary call back and only serves to remind the audience that whatever “ah-ha” moment may have happened to Steve during his ordeal is going to be left in the car along with the empty ketchup packets.

Although director Bill Stiteler does his level best to work with the obviously talented Uren to deliver as many emotional peaks as possible, the bottom line is that this is a rather slim story with not much bite.

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Man Saved by Condiments!

Company: Theatre Alro

Directed by: Bill Stiteler & Matthew Foster

Mar 02, 11:00PM

Mar 03, 9:30PM

$14.00

The Red Room

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The 2012 FRIGID NEW YORK FESTIVAL will run February 22-March 4 at The Kraine Theater & The Red Room (85 East 4th Street between 2nd Ave and Bowery) and UNDER St. Marks (94 St. Marks Place between 1st Ave and Ave A). Tickets to all shows may be purchased online at www.FRIGIDnewyork.info or by calling Smarttix at 212-868-4444.

Man Saved By Condiments!: 5 Things To Know About The Show Before You Go (2012 FRIGID NEW YORK FESTIVAL)

The Happiest Medium — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 01:00:21 +0000

Five Questions. Five Answers. And One Big Decision: Rock, Paper, Or Scissors?

Man Saved By Condiments!

Company: Theatre Arlo

Based on the true story of a man whose car went off a bridge, broke his hip, and survived for five days by eating the packets of condiments he found under his seat.

Show Times:

Thu 2/23 @ 9:30pm
Sat 2/25 @ 11pm
Sun 2/26 @ 3:30pm
Tue 2/28 @ 6:30pm
Fri 3/2 @ 11pm
Sat 3/3 @ 9:30pm

Answers by Bill Stiteler

(Director)

Karen Tortora-Lee’s Question
That’s some title. How did you come up with it – and what does it mean?
Bill: It’s based on the true story of a man who was trapped in his car for five days. He survived for five days by eating condiment packets.

Diánna Martin’s Question
If you were going to invite five people, anyone from past and present, to see your FRIGID show – who would you invite and why?
Bill: There are a ton of people I admire, but if the first to leap to mind are:

Playwright Mary Jo Pehl (and her husband), because she hasn’t seen our production yet, and they’ve been hugely supportive
Anyone from the crew at Kickstarter, who helped us fund the production
Peter Brook, a huge influence on me through his books, because though I would probably live in mortal fear, I’d love to know what he thought
H. J. Heinz, for obvious reasons

Antonio Minino’s Question
What is the biggest sacrifice you’ve ever made for your Art and was it worth it?
Bill: In the first production I ever produced, we did such a terrible job of advertising that we actually bought tickets on a credit card so that we’d have an audience for our actors. And yes, it was worth it.

Geoffrey Paddy Johnson’s Question
Was there any unexpected discovery made during the development of this production and, if so, can you share it?
Bill: The show is still as funny as I remember thinking it would be when I read the script, but it’s a much darker comedy than I thought. You’re watching a man fight off starvation by eating ketchup, and the comedy comes from recognizing how you would probably act in that situation. You’re laughing, and wincing, at yourself.

Michelle Augello-Page’s Question
What do you hope the audience receives from the experience of seeing this show?
Bill: Entertainment, first and foremost. Everything else is just icing.

Rock, Paper, Scissors Tournament of DEAAAAATH

THM Bonus Question – We’re serious this year!
In the THM virtual Rock, Paper, Scissors Tournament of DEAAAAATH which FRIGID Show do you take on? And what do you throw?

Bill: Rock. Always throw rock. That way if someone throws paper you can punch them and say, “oh, I’m sorry, I thought paper stopped rock.”

And who do you challenge?
Bill: Let’s go up against Afternoon Tea with Jane Austen. She sounds scrappy!

Well, Bill — ROCK is very popular this season! With two shows who challenged EVERYONE with ROCK (Love in the Time of Chlamydia and Initium/Finis) that gives you TWO automatic ties. And your official opponent, Afternoon Tea with Jane Austen also threw ROCK. So … you come out even on all fronts narrowly escaping DEAAAAATH – saved not by Condiments this time but by ROCK. Well played, Bill. Well played.

Thanks Man Saved By Condiments! for participating in The Happiest Medium’s FRIGID New York Festival 2012 Q&A. And for playing our game! You’re officially ROCK in any and all challenges. You may win again, you may not – who knows! This is how it works in the crazy world of the Rock, Paper, Scissors Tournament of DEAAAAATH!

For the rest of you don’t forget to check out Man Saved By Condiments!

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Man Saved by Condiments!

Company: Theatre Alro

Directed by: Bill Stiteler

Matthew Foster

Feb 23, 9:30PM

Feb 25, 11:00PM

Feb 26, 3:30PM

Feb 28, 6:30PM