The Kentucky Goblin Siege – There’s Something Out There
by Karen Tortora-Lee on October 22, 2010
What I’m about to tell you will sound very controversial . . . you may not even believe me at first. Frankly, I probably shouldn’t even be writing about it at all, but I’m compelled to. You see, last Wednesday night at 8:00pm I was an eye-witness to an alien invasion.
Not just any alien invasion – no . . . this was a Kentucky goblin siege. There were goblins. There was crazy banjo music. There were slo-mo shoot-outs. There were romantic entanglements. There were personal issues to be ironed out. There was a proposal of marriage. There were spooky noises of several different varieties. There was a rebellious teen who wanted to be a beatnik. There were people who weren’t what they said they were. There was a surprisingly serene baby. And when it was all over, there was a solid resolution for all involved. If I didn’t know better, I’d say what I’d witnessed was actually a theatrical play. Hey . . . wait a minute . . .
