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“I’m scared.”
“Me too.”

*

“I’m confused.”
“Me too.”

*

“What just happened?”
“Liza Minnelli dance number.”
“Why?”
“….”

*

“It’s sort of like Alice in Wonderland.”
“Sort of.”
“Or the series finale of I Dream of Jeannie.”
“Sort of.”
“Or if there were an episode after the series finale.”
“Or an episode after that one.”
“A really atrocious one.”
“Yeah.”
“Yeah.”

*

“I’m done.”
“You’re dying?”
“No, I said, ‘I’m done.’”

*

“Whose butler is that?”
“No, that’s Miranda.”

*

“There’s something called Orientalism.  Have they not heard of it?”
“Who?”
“Them.”

*

“What about the energy crisis?”

*

“That’s just wrong.”
“That’s unbelievably offensive.”
“That’s disgusting.”
“Who is laughing?”

*

“Whose fault is this?”
“Is it ours?”
“Sort of.”
“I’m literally stunned.”

*

“Is she wearing a parachute?”
“She’s basically wearing a parachute.”

*

“I’m dying.”
“You’re done?”
“No, dying.  I’m dying.”

*

“Didn’t that already happen?”
“It all already happened.”

*

“Is it over yet?”
“We still have another hour and a half.”
“But is it over yet?”

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