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SATC II: A Review In Whispers

by Sarah V. Schweig on June 3, 2010

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“I’m scared.”
“Me too.”

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“I’m confused.”
“Me too.”

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“What just happened?”
“Liza Minnelli dance number.”
“Why?”
“….”

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“It’s sort of like Alice in Wonderland.”
“Sort of.”
“Or the series finale of I Dream of Jeannie.”
“Sort of.”
“Or if there were an episode after the series finale.”
“Or an episode after that one.”
“A really atrocious one.”
“Yeah.”
“Yeah.”

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“I’m done.”
“You’re dying?”
“No, I said, ‘I’m done.’”

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“Whose butler is that?”
“No, that’s Miranda.”

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“There’s something called Orientalism.  Have they not heard of it?”
“Who?”
Them.”

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“What about the energy crisis?”

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“That’s just wrong.”
“That’s unbelievably offensive.”
“That’s disgusting.”
“Who is laughing?”

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“Whose fault is this?”
“Is it ours?”
“Sort of.”
“I’m literally stunned.”

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“Is she wearing a parachute?”
“She’s basically wearing a parachute.”

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“I’m dying.”
“You’re done?”
“No, dying.  I’m dying.”

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“Didn’t that already happen?”
“It all already happened.”

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“Is it over yet?”
“We still have another hour and a half.”
“But is it over yet?”

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NSOIANo Gravatar June 3, 2010 at 11:08 pm

She WAS wearing a parachute!

DiannaNo Gravatar June 4, 2010 at 12:38 am

THAT WAS HILARIOUS
I literally laughed out loud. Well done.

I think I won’t be seeing SATC II….

Anne JordanovaNo Gravatar June 9, 2010 at 12:02 pm

haha Sarah! Love this.. Sad to say, I am a HUGE Sex and the City fan.. Of the Television series and the first film.. I saw the sequel last week, and I was stunned.. “Did I go into the wrong movie”?! What a shame. What the HELL happened?! You summed up all my thoughts!!

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